Monday, December 06, 2010

WIKILEAKS: The Culinary Conspiracy of The Food Network

Much has been made and with good cause over Wikileak's data dump of diplomatic cables. But overlooked in the 250,000 thick pile is this one, from Robert Tuschman, of the Food Network, to his minders back at the CIA. In it Tuschman reveals the strangely altruistic plan he and his fellow masterminds have developed. In short, Tuschman et al have determinedly undermined the reality television drama by offering shows of sub par quality in an effort to turn Americans away from the television and towards locavorism. Weird.