Things I Hate: A Partial List
- Waiting
- David Sedaris (his voice is annoying. He's twee and naff.)
- Terry Gross (I used to lover her but she got more dumb!)
- Dane Cook (that is obvious)
- Andy Borowitz (because he always tries to hit on whatever girlfriend I have at the time)
- How you can't cut and paste emails on the iPhone
- Asshole publicists (You know I'm writing the story so why not cooperate?)
- Taxes!
- People who Clip Their Toe or Fingernails on the Subway. It's not a public activity that.
- Ingrown Hairs (Unsightly and Painful)
- Cilantro (It's genetic!)
- Bright Eyes
- Genetics
- Dianetics
- Diegesis
- Exegesis
- Some of my ex's
- When men sign emails "xo"
- Verizon