Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Things I Hate: A Partial List

  • Waiting
  • David Sedaris (his voice is annoying. He's twee and naff.)
  • Terry Gross (I used to lover her but she got more dumb!)
  • Dane Cook (that is obvious)
  • Andy Borowitz (because he always tries to hit on whatever girlfriend I have at the time)
  • How you can't cut and paste emails on the iPhone
  • Asshole publicists (You know I'm writing the story so why not cooperate?)
  • Taxes!
  • People who Clip Their Toe or Fingernails on the Subway. It's not a public activity that.
  • Ingrown Hairs (Unsightly and Painful)
  • Cilantro (It's genetic!)
  • Bright Eyes
  • Genetics
  • Dianetics
  • Diegesis
  • Exegesis
  • Some of my ex's
  • When men sign emails "xo"
  • Verizon