Would You LIke To Know What's In My Pocket Or Not?

Back when I was young and in college, I had an affair with a much older woman who had been with her boyfriend for 18 years. I was 19 at the time. Anyway, she was my ballet teacher. We ostensibly choreographed a dance to Carrot Rope. But really we just did kind of groped each other in the dance studio part of the Crunch in her building in Hell's Kitchen to the song Carrot Rope until her boyfriend left her apartment and then we'd go there and do stuff. Stuff that makes me blush. It was all pretty rad until it got really really sad and scary. But this song has stayed rad.